Once upon a time there was a handsome prince who couldn’t cook tasty bbq. One day whilst crying over his tasteless food yet again, a magical pig with wings appeared before him and said ” Oh handsome prince, why don’t you try adding some of my magical powder to your boring bland food?” She handed the prince the powder and disappeared. The prince dusted his food and took a bite. He had never tasted anything so good! The Prince (and his bbq) lived. HAPPILY EVER AFTER!